My blogme2007 introduction (more info here):
I’m Metalia, a left-handed former gymnast who has no rhythm whatsoever. Seriously, it’s just sad. I love lip gloss, and all manner of pretty, shiny beauty products. I’m married to the amazing and organized J, and we have a 1-year old boy. We live in
My love of cheese, avocados, and assorted salty snacks is legendary, as is my hatred of Charles Dickens. I love 80’s-era Crap Rock (Scorpions, anyone?), in addition to more current fare. I’ve been known to compose odes to the movie Roadhouse. I love Saturday Night Live, particularly this, this, and this. (Oh, and although it's not on SNL, have you seen this? Love that, too.) I could watch the Food Network and/or Tyra Banks shrieking about the elusive quality of "fierceness" all day and night. As you might suspect, I have a bit of a pop culture fixation.
I’m a weirdly good speller, and thus went to the National Spelling Bee when I was younger, accompanied by MY GINORMOUS UNIBROW. Sexay! I feel like the worst of days can be exponentially improved by spotting either: a) a man with a hardcore handlebar mustache, or b) a spur-of-the-moment end zone dance. Simple pleasures, man. I’m all about them.