Furthermore, when someone writes something about me that is as kind, flattering, and touching as Stefanie’s words here, the logo could very well be a picture of a moose taking a dump on someone’s head, and I’d still display it proudly. Thank you so much, Stefanie! (Am I supposed to nominate other people now? Guide me, O wise one.)
As if that wasn’t enough excitement for one week, I received an email from Y yesterday. Yes, that Y, one of my dearest, funniest internet friends, and a bona fide blogebrity. (I don’t use that term lightly; girlfriend was interviewed by the Wall Street Journal, is what I’m saying.) Imagine my shock and amazement, therefore, when she asked me if I would write a guest post on her blog.
*hyperventilates into paper bag*
Can you say honored and flattered beyond belief?
Only one wee, itty bitty problem.
I have NO IDEA what to write about. And I’ve literally been mulling this over for a solid day. I mean, if left to my own devices, my post will probably read like this:
“I love Yvonne she is so pretty and funny and buy this snack/beauty product/book and here are some pictures OMG there was this crazy hobo on the subway and here is something stupid that I said or did or thought at one time or another.”
And then Y will run away, shrieking regretfully, as will all of her gazillion readers.
Do you see why I NEED YOUR HELP? I’m enlisting all of you here. (Except you, Y! I’ve totally got things under control, and you should not be at all alarmed by my unmitigated ineptitude at guest-blogging!)
I ask you, nay, beseech you…can you suggest any ideas for a topic that you’d like to see me cover in this guest post? This is no time to be shy. It IS, however, time to help me.
Now, I have much to say here about your hilarious comments on the last post, the new Die Hard movie, Target shopping bags, an extremely dirty-sounding item that I just saw on a restaurant menu and yet another lip gloss (if you can believe it), but I’m far too nervous to discuss any of these things right now. Once you help me to figure out what I’ll be writing about, I’ll presumably calm down a bit. PRESUMABLY.
Many thanks in advance. :)