My good friend Stee teaches in small all-girls private school. She is very smart and pretty, and her students love her. She is also a big ol' birthday ho. She consequently "happened" to mention her upcoming 26th birthday to one of her classes at school, and the students apparently remembered.
On her birthday, she entered the classroom, and was happily "surprised" by her girls, bearing a cake box. She thanked the class, and told them to save it for later. The girls, exchanged uncomfortable looks and said perhaps they should eat it now. They then explained that they had given the cake order to a bakery employee for whom English was clearly not a strong suit.
The girls had requested that "Happy Birthday! The Big Two-Six!" be written on the cake. Here's what happened instead:
<----Freak-ass scary frosting clown
<---Awesomely dirty yet nonsensical birthday cake message
I don't know; I think "the big 2 sex" deserves a cake, don't you?
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7 comments:
I can think of lesser occasions that deserve cake.
Like, say, morning for example.
That cake was totaly asking for a finger swipe through the sex part. Icing for you and no sex on the cake! That sounds really bad...
Yes.
But no clowns. Clowns do not belong near sex.
Actually, my students forced us to eat around the "sex" part of the cake. They then brought the sex section around the school to show off to their friends, because they thought it was so funny. The next day, half the school had a picture of it as a background on their cell phones! What a way to potentially get me fired!
As Schools Chancellor for the Department of Education for a large New Jersey county (care to guess which one? It rhymes with, uh, splergen), I would just like to say this is clearly not what I meant when I mandated sex education in the schools! I mean, this is truly the icing on the cake (literal and proverbial) and I will make this known to the Governor. Now, if you'll excuse me - I must check to see if any students have a Playstation 3 to confiscate.
L.K.J
Hackensack (hehe, sack), NJ
English as a second language. It's hilarious.
oh god, i just acutally snort-laffed.
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